I don't scare anyone, really

Here, courtesy Pharyngula (of course! Does Maeyieorhsz ever work?) is a test of how scary you are. Of course he's Hannibal Lecter in disguise - we didn't need no test to tell us that.

According to them, I am:

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

How Scary Are You?

But I know that kittens laugh at me behind my back.