Back from the high frontier

Well, I'm back from the wilds of darkest America (yes, Canadians, I include you. The nation is called "The United States"; get over it), and in the absence of the least ability to think, deeply or otherwise, I thought that I would let Wiley do my thinking for me:

Prof. Steve Steve assured me that he would have a post on Panda's Thumb soon, in which I would come out looking the competent and amusing fellow that I am. Look out for it. There will be pix...